Tim:Steven we're best friends right? Steven:Yeah why? Tim:If u hav an extra transformers collection u will gimme rite? Steven:Of course Tim:If u hav two bicycles u will gimme one rite? Steven:Ya Tim:If u hav extra stamps u will gimme rite? Steven:Yes Tim:If u hav an two pencil u will gimme one rite? Steven:No Tim:Y? Steven:I hav no transformers collection,I hav no bicycles,i hav no stamps but i hav two pencils.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010,10:04 PM
This is today's joke
Dad:James every time you are naughty i get a grey hair James:Then dad u must be very naughty then Dad:Why? James:Look at Grandpa(Pointing at Grandpa with headfull of grey hair) Dad:!!!!!!!
,1:30 AM
This is today's joke =D
Wife:Hey dear,yesterday i dream that u gave me $100 to buy dresses i'm sure u wont spoil that dream rite?(wants money to buy dress) Husband:Of course i wont to prove my generosity u can keep the $100 in ur dream Wife:==lllll
Sunday, June 20, 2010,1:18 AM
This is today's joke Lady:Is this my train? Station master:no it belongs to the railway company Lady:don try to be funny wat i meant was can i take this train to KL? Station master:no it is too heavy Lady:???????????
,1:14 AM
This is yesterday's joke sry all thanks to my bai chi sis and lack of time i did not get to post
Lyn:This ice-creams are too expensive Larry:Quit complaining and pay wif a smile Lyn:i wish i could but the ice-cream man insist on money instead of a smile
Friday, June 18, 2010,12:10 AM
This is today's riddle
Tom:Ten person stood under an umbrella but none of them got wet.why? Tim:Hmmmmmmmmm i don noe Tom: cuz it was not raining ==
Little boy:May i have another ticket? Ticket Seller:Boy,i've sold you a few already.Why do you wan so many? Little boy:The man at the door tore my ticket whenever i wanted to go in the cinema! Ticket Seller: -.-llll
Tuesday, June 15, 2010,3:56 AM
This is todae's riddle
Q:What happened to batman and robin when they got stepped by the dinosaur?
A: They became flatman and ribbon
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Monday, June 14, 2010,12:52 AM
HIHI!this is today's joke!
Steven:Here is a riddle If a lift can take 20 people but 30 people went in,the lift fell and broke into many pieces but no one was injured.why? Evelyn:I giv up Steven:Cuz everybody died.
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Sunday, June 13, 2010,1:30 AM
hi guys this is today's joke!
Tom:i cant stand sitting with John
Ted:of course u cant stand sitting with him
Tom:why hav u sat wif him?
Ted:no but it is common sense!
Tom:?
Ted:i mean u cant stand while u sit!
Tom:?????
Saturday, June 12, 2010,5:38 AM
Hi guys! tis is friday's joke ^^
Teacher:Okay now,this period we are gonna learn Maths Teacher:........ Teacher:So all of u have understand right? Pupils:YES! Teacher:I am going to ask some Questions now! Teacher:Lucy stand,answer this Question Teacher:If u hav 5 Chicken Wing and u gave me 2 how many will u hav? Lucy:5 Teacher:why? Lucy:Cuz i nvr sae i am gonna share my chicken wing wif u Teacher:!?! This is friday's joke!messed up agn LOL
,2:33 AM
Hi guys this is today's joke!
One day the three bears went for a walk when they came back home they found their bowls empty!
Papa bear:Somebody ate my porridge! Baby bear:Somebody ate my porridge! Mama bear:For goodness sake!i haven't cook yet!
Haha happy laughing!
Wednesday, June 9, 2010,10:11 PM
Hi guys this is today's joke(It is heard from my teacher)
Girl:I cant live wif u anymore!u just kept Betting and Gambling! Boy:No don leave me i promise i wont do it agn! Girl:U said tat countless times!Are u sure this time? Boy:Of course!wanna BET? LOL,this is today's joke!look forward TO MORE!=D
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