Teacher:Class today we are gonna learn pronouns(me,you,her,)and the 5ws 1h
Teacher:Pronouns are...............
Lolisha(dozing off):yes.........yawn
Teacher:and the 5ws 1h are...................
Lolisha(dozing off):yes.......................
Teacher:now i am gonna ask some questions
Teacher:Lolisha name me 1 pronouns and 1 w
Lolisha(Shocked):who?me?
Teacher:Correct sit down
Lolisha:????????????????????????????????????

This is today's joke

Tim:Steven we're best friends right?
Steven:Yeah why?
Tim:If u hav an extra transformers collection u will gimme rite?
Steven:Of course
Tim:If u hav two bicycles u will gimme one rite?
Steven:Ya
Tim:If u hav extra stamps u will gimme rite?
Steven:Yes
Tim:If u hav an two pencil u will gimme one rite?
Steven:No
Tim:Y?
Steven:I hav no transformers collection,I hav no bicycles,i hav no stamps but i hav two pencils.

This is today's joke

Dad:James every time you are naughty i get a grey hair
James:Then dad u must be very naughty then
Dad:Why?
James:Look at Grandpa(Pointing at Grandpa with headfull of grey hair)
Dad:!!!!!!!

This is today's joke =D

Wife:Hey dear,yesterday i dream that u gave me $100 to buy dresses i'm sure u wont spoil that dream rite?(wants money to buy dress)
Husband:Of course i wont to prove my generosity u can keep the $100 in ur dream
Wife:==lllll

This is today's joke

Lady:Is this my train?
Station master:no it belongs to the railway company
Lady:don try to be funny wat i meant was can i take this train to KL?
Station master:no it is too heavy
Lady:???????????

This is yesterday's joke sry all thanks to my bai chi sis and lack of time i did not get to post

Lyn:This ice-creams are too expensive
Larry:Quit complaining and pay wif a smile
Lyn:i wish i could but the ice-cream man insist on money instead of a smile

This is today's riddle

Tom:Ten person stood under an umbrella but none of them got wet.why?
Tim:Hmmmmmmmmm i don noe
Tom: cuz it was not raining ==

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everyday there will be a riddle or a joke
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